The Trials, Tribulations & Life Of A Soccerfan

A Poem for Xavi

2009-08-06T16:06:00.000+08:00

a poem by Craig McDonald)

It's the end of the road my friend
Your time in a red shirt is at an end
Your time at Anfield is up
Thanks for helping us win our 5th European Cup
You were our Spanish mid field maestro
All our fans will be sad to see you go
From the bottom of all our hearts
Goodbye Xabi Alonso

From a red legend to a white warrior
From Liverpool to Real Madrid
From England to Spain
Thanks for helping Gerrard, Carragher and The Kid

Instead of working with Gerrard
You’ll be working With Ronaldo
So once again from all Liverpool fans
Adios Xabi Alonso

Remember our teams motto
You’ll Never Walk Alone
You belong at Anfield
You’ll always be welcome home
You have brought joy to our fans
With the 2 own half goals against Luton and Newcastle
You and Gerrard made the midfield
And stoped anyone who gave you hassle
All our fans loved you
None of us wanted you to go
But we couldn’t stop you so all thats left to say is

ADIOS AMIGO!!

Bye Bye Xavi

2009-08-05T11:15:00.002+08:00

Awaiting medical, Xavi Alonso is poised to sign for Real Madrid for 30mil pounds. It's been a long transfer saga which was up to this point turning out to be nothing but a rumuor.

With the eventual signing of Xavi, Real Madrid have amassed a massive bulk of talent namely, Ronaldo, Kaka, Benzema, Raul Albion and Arbeloa. Will they play well together is a totally diferent story.

We shall wait and see. EPL starts in 10days. La Liga in 17days. Football season is back.

Thank You Xavi

A New Gun To The Arsenal

2009-02-26T13:49:00.002+08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X04YReZ3k40

Calling all admin!!!

2009-02-26T13:45:00.002+08:00

Time to get this party started once again!!

BLISS.

2007-11-07T18:22:00.000+08:00

yossi yossi yossi yossi, yossi benayoun
yossi yossi yossi yossi, yossi benayounnnn
ohhoho
yossi yossi yossi yossi, yossi benayoun
yossi yossi yossi yossi, yossi benayounnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

The summer of transfers

2007-07-07T17:38:00.000+08:00

Henry claims his undying love for the Gunners and then leaves for the Nou Camp...

... Au Revoir. Wenger to follow?

Spurs want a Champions League spot so bad that they spend more money than Barca did to buy Henry to get .. Darren Bent??? ...

... Hmmm .. Keane, Defoe, Mido, Berbatov and now Bent? Mr.Jol wants to out-score his opponents it seems.

Boro sign Sanli Tuncay. Who? The guy who scored a hattrick against Man U couple of years back.

.. With Viduka gone to Newcastle, they better hope he scores against other teams too.

Speaking of Man U (the biggest spenders so far), who is this Anderson? Playing like a school boy in the on-going Copa plus he reminds me of Sangreal; the monster in the movie Hellboy.

... Don't you think?

El Nino has arrived at Anfield with King Luis going the other way. Thanks for the goals Garcia... You'll be missed.

.. So who wears the number 10 jersey now?

~Bring back the EPL~

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh

2007-06-05T16:31:00.000+08:00

Silence is golden?

John busy playing his Unification Wars. Think he's some Hans Solo raiding other planets and all.

Man U busy spending money. Nani to replace Giggs? Hargreaves to rotate with Carrick? Anderson to become another Kleberson! LOL

Liverpool's new away kit rocks.

Massive clear out at Liverpool. Bye bye Fowler, Gonzalez, Zenden, Dudek and maybe Bellamy and Crouch? Who knows? Just can't fucking wait for the new season to start.

Season Over

2007-03-13T13:37:00.000+08:00

Wenger can stop whining now. Season over for Arsenal. We'll take revenge ok for PSV. To think a Chelsea player had to knock Arsenal out somemore. Tsk tsk.

D-Day

2007-02-27T12:47:00.000+08:00

Dates: March 3rd @ Anfield and March 6th @ Anfield.

Oppositions: Man U and Barca.

Predictions: WE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck and if Cristina Ronaldo starts diving just pass Bellamy a golf club. Or better still call Chelski and Arsenal-Young-Punks to standby in the tunnel. One dive from the pretty boy and all enter.

We'll probably be doing Chelski a favour by beating Man U but since when a Liverpool supporter does NOT want to beat MAN U. Battle of the Reds this Sat. Don't nobody call me during game time. I'm still available for a wager though :)

Barca - Is Ronaldinho fat? Oh my God where do people get excuses for losing? Can't they credit Bellamy and Riise for making up after fighting over the weekend?

Fatty?

Praying we hold off Barca then. Maybe Man U in the quarters? LOL. Arsenal better start hitting the net and not players when PSV come visiting.

He misses again?

2007-02-14T20:42:00.000+08:00

Tsk tsk.

That's why we got Dirk Kuyt. He turns. He runs. He passes. He shoots. He scores!

He will only get better. Premiership you've been warned.

~Nou Camp here we come!~

Arsenal's Player Of The Month!!

2007-02-09T09:56:00.000+08:00

Baptista came off the bench for the FA Cup triumph at Anfield on January 6 but saved his best for the Carling Cup tie at the same ground three days later, scoring four times in an incredible 6-3 victory. The 25-year-old opened his account with a curling free-kick, scored Arsenal's fourth with a tap-in and completed his hat-trick with a low shot from 20 yards before another close-range finish wrapped up an amazing night on Merseyside.

Baptista was back on the bench for the visit of Manchester United but was on the pitch by the time Robin van Persie and Thierry Henry struck in the final 10 minutes. Then the Brazilian took centre stage at White Hart Lane, scoring an own goal but showing tremendous character to bounce back with a second-half double as Arsenal secured a 2-2 draw in the first leg of their Carling Cup Semi Final. Baptista missed the second leg through injury but he had already played a major part in helping Arsenal set up a Cardiff showdown with Chelsea. - Arsenal .Com

What a player ....!!!! Btw Eddie welcome back dawg.

Take-O-What??

2007-02-09T09:37:00.000+08:00

And so it finally happens.... the Great TakeOver...
I guess it's inevitable.... Everyone in the world get's good at something, and americans come in and make it a business...
but then again, what would i know bout biznez?
All I know, is we now have the funds to start building Stanley Park, and in 2 years, we can say goodbye to the Anfield & the Kop... Poor Shankly must be cursing for having his ashes sprinkled over the Kop End...

The only permanent thing in life is Change....

Can you believe it? Americans! (at least it still sounds a better than the great DIC takeover?)
A country that doesnt give a shit bout soccer....

I can imagine what the write-ups of the players would be...
Original plagarism involved...

Jose Reina
Netminder with 19 shutouts this regular season. Save average of .854 in last five outs.

James Carragher
Captain of defense — 2,963 minutes of field time with powerplay change-up stats of 5-6-3.

Steve O’Finnan
Defensive cornerback and outside linebacker ranked six in division for forward offense running plays. 245 defensive tackle ratio.

Sam Hyypia
Veteran centerblocker famed for aerial rebound ability. From Finlandland.

John-Arnold Riise
Cornerman who regularly features in goalshot of the month sweeps with a left strike rated in top five nationwide for sweetness.

Gerrard Steven
Team MVP, captain and midfielderman famed for power running. Center, right wingerbacker (offensive and defensive) and secondary power forward. Career high came in Pro-Ball showdown against the Milan Tumblers.

Craig Bellamy
Controversial wide receiver/goal forward rated division’s third most likely to face red-card takedown in grudge slams. Has switched franchises several times.

Robert Bernard Fowler
Veteran strike attacker and all-time Liverpool Reds Hall of Famer. Once considered league MVP for shot-zone rebounds and accuracy in the paint.

Jermaine Pennant
Wide receiver/running forward has rushed for over 1,000 yards in rookie season.

Peter Crouch Jr
Power forward who could have potential if consortium moves into NBA.

sigh.... amedicunts.....

The American Dream

2007-02-07T12:51:00.000+08:00

It's a bright red future at Anfield. 470 million pounds takeover? These people make money or just happen to be related to Bill Gates?

Mr.Gillett and Mr.Hicks

I quote from www.soccernet.com

Liverpool's new American owners have thrown down the gauntlet to Manchester United and Chelsea by promising to make the club the biggest and best in the world.

They will be in direct competition with fellow Americans the Glazer family but, unlike the owners at Old Trafford, the two sports tycoons insist there will be no debt tied to Liverpool from their purchase.

Better not be any debts Yanks. Give Senor Rafa money to buy whoever he thinks if fit to play for Liverpool. We want the Premiership! Like the great Bill Shankly said `first is first and second is nowhere'

Next game away to Newcastle this weekend and then in two weeks time to the Nou Camp. Time to be counted.

~Yank-a-doodle-do?

To ScoRe A HaT-TRick AnD DrAw ..... 2 - 2

2007-01-25T09:37:00.000+08:00

What a match ..... again i was questioning the wisdom of the ever knowing Wenger ... was the fielding of our young reserves such a good idea .... considering the game was against our North London rivals!!!! ....... He got it right at Liverpool ...... but the thought it was just a one off performance ... kept lingering in the back of my mind as i watched the game.

The feeling came to life ... as soon as Spurs score a goal .......and then the second ....... were we goin to get the same trashing we dished out at Anfield? !!!! It certainly looked like it. And on top of the our hero Baptista ..... score an own goal. What a depressing first half ........ it looked like we were goin out of the League Cup ........ and then came the second half ........ a couple of substitutions ..... and the one that really made the difference was Eboue ........... and then the so called Arsenal 'villian' ...... silenced the Spurs faithful ..... with a magnificent come back ....... which sets up for a thrilling 2nd leg next week at the Emirates.

The Beast again was unleashed ..........

Real if you're listening ..... you can have Reyas ...... the Premiership wants the Beast!!!

Woo Hooo hwat a match ..... and next up the FA Cup ..... shite damn bogey team ..... hopefully we get the job done !!!!!!

The time is now.

2007-01-19T19:40:00.000+08:00

Stop one man and it'll be done. That man er.. well whatever is D.Drogba

Sigh. We'll just have to wait and see. Here's praying for the best.

So Chelski.. Welcome to Anfield.

~Arsenal & Man U to draw by the way~

DoN't LeT ThE DooR HiT YoU On YouR WaY OuT!!!! A BliSS FiLLeD 2 WeeKs

2007-01-12T16:13:00.000+08:00

What a whooping!!! 1-3!! 3-6!!! i wonder if there's any record for most
goals scored at Anfield in a season !!!

First and formost "WOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!"
Fellow faithful sorry for the delay, finally I can blog again …… the earthquake was one reason …. the other was work … and my best excuse was

Hahahahaha the Christmas and New Years celebration hahaha. Well a lot has happened since my last blog. Arsenal have suddenly hit some sort of form... I hope …… the good new for every Gunners fan out there is that were showing some form of consistency hahahahaha ……its really been a good 2 weeks. The 4-0 Hammering of London rivals Charlton!!!! The start of a brilliant 2 weeks J The return of Henry & with Thomas finally on target …… 3-1 to the Gunners. A super match!!!!!! All hail “The Return of the King” Next up Bolton!!!

A couple of days later we showed the potential talent of our youth squad with an unbelievable trashing of Liverpool ……. 6-3 …. Not since the 30’ has a club come to Anfield and leave with 6 goals to their name. Baptista was running riot at Anfield. A missed penalty and still 4 goals ….. Wenger has finally brought out the beast hahahahahaha . Not even Stevie G could save em'. (good goal though) Another great match!! And Liverpool sent packing and out the door yet again!!!

That being said …. I offer some for of solace to all Liverpool fans out there hahaha errrrr….. wait I have none !!!!! hahahahahaha. Well at least u still stand a chance of winning the Premiership and the Champions League …errr opps … forgot who you were your playing :P.
Shit it must have been a big blow to go out of both the competitions. Oh well theres always next year .. and keep your heads up …. Cause Chelsea is coming your way …. We and the rest of the Premiership wish you the best of luck on that!!! But not to worry you’re playing at home …. And I’m sure you don’t lose at home right? :P

"Andddd you’ll never walk alone!!!!!!!" ...... Just make sure u take all of your supporter with you, before the door hits you in the ass!!!

P.S Any Liverpool fan would have done the same if you had won !!
PEACE!!!!

A Gunner & Proud Of It!!!!!!

Some Laughs To Brighten Up A Foggy Day!!! - Woot

2006-12-20T16:34:00.000+08:00

Q. What's the difference between a hedgehog and the Liverpool team bus?

A. The Liverpool bus has more pricks

A tourist is in North London one Saturday and he decides he would very much like to go to a football match, so he asks a man in the street if there are any good local matches being played that afternoon.

"Well," replies the man, "the Arsenal ground is very close but they're playing away today. If you feel you really must see a match, the Tottenham ground is not that far away. You go straight down this road and you'll see two queues, a big queue and a small queue.

You should go to the small queue because the big one is for the fish and chip shop.

Hahahahahaha

No rest for the players ....... i want to see games !!!!!! lol

Gunner Fer Life.

Whine whine whine

2006-12-20T12:01:00.000+08:00

Will you ever stop whining? Thought Moooorinho was whiny but Arsenal fan 'John' is worse! Sounds like a grumpy old man who didn't get his daily shot of whiskey.

Now, that the game is postponed, Liverpool and Arsenal can look forward to a packed holiday season. Least Liverpool can breathe easily if they have injury problems. Like John said we'll just 'CREATE' a fog and game postponed so our players can recover in time.

Now can you do that?

By the way, Shauno passed me this link. Don't know how to react to it.

The Flip Out

p.s. Still no Man U.S.A. or Chelski fan wanna come on board?

CaNCeLLeD!!!!! Liverpool V Arsenal

2006-12-20T09:45:00.000+08:00

You know how hard it is to wake up at 3.30 am .... and to receive a message from another faithful that they're not showing the match!!!! And the best part is ....... it's all because of the HAZE in Liverpool ...... damn scousers stop polluting the air .....all their fault hahahahahaha :P Fog or Haze its all the same ......its Liverpools fault!!!

By defauly they should have it at the Emirates now!! hahahahahah !!

P.S Sunil sorry i didn't call woke up to the message.

Dissapointed Gunner

Game Day

2006-12-19T09:57:00.000+08:00

It's game time baby. Liverpool vs Arsenal Carling Cup Quarter-Final. Anfield welcomes the Gooners.

Fowler, Crouch, Garcia, Aurelio and Dudek expected to start. No word on the midfielders yet though.

Arsenal will be without Henry, Ljungberg but Lauren is expected to start after being 11 months out. Walcott and Aliadeire to lead the attack.

Remember Neil Mellor?

Scored a cracker of a goal to beat Arsenal. This time expect Fowler to come up with his Godly magic.

Prediction : Liverpool 2 Arsenal 0

~You'll Never Walk Alone~

A LiTTLe PiCk-Er Up-PeR

2006-12-15T14:16:00.000+08:00

1. Q: What do you get if you see a Mourinho buried up to his neck in sand?

A: More sand.

2. Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Chelsea striker Andriy Shevchenko?

A: Clinton can score.

3. A little boy took his parents to court because he did not want to live with them anymore. The honored judge said to him "So why don't you want to live with your dad?"
"Because he beats me" said the little boy.
"Why don't you want to live with your mum then?" asked the judge.
Because she beats me as well.
"Oh" said the judge "Well who would you like to live with then?"
The little boy replied" I would like to live with Watford FC, because they don't beat anyone!!"

4. Q: What tea do footballers drink?

A. PenalTea! (Ya i know corny lol)

5. Apparantly, Tottenham football club is under investigation by the Inland Revenue for tax evasion.
- they've been claiming for Silver Polish for the past 30 years.

6. Q: What's the difference between an Everton and a supermarket trolley?

A: They're the same. They're both owned by Tesco.

7. Q: How many Tottenham soccer fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None - they're quite happy living in the shadows.

8. Q: How can you tell ET is a Liverpool fan?

A: Because he looks like one.

9. A MU supporter goes to his doctor to find out what's wrong with him.
"Your problem is you're fat, "says the doctor.
"I'd like a second opinion" responds the man.
"OK, you're ugly too and your team sucks" replies the doctor.

10. 4 surgeons are taking a tea break:

1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

2nd surgeon says "Nope, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

3rd surgeon says "Well you should try electricians. Everything inside them is colour coded."

4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and a**es are interchangeable."

11. Q: What's the difference between a Liverpool fan and a broken clock?

A: Even a broken clock is right twice a day!

12. Alan Pedrew (West Ham) was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her shopping.

He stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" to which the old lady replied, "no way you got yourself into this mess, don't ask me to sort it out!"

Peace xxx

GuNNeR FoR LiFe

ShOwiNg CAsHLeY ThE MoNeY

2006-12-15T13:33:00.000+08:00

The Arsenal Faithful showing Ashley just how much we miss him ... Unfortunately i don't think its enough boys.

Chelsea 1 - 1 Arsenal

A bit disappointing, what's the problem Chelski couldn't buy this game? ........ Hahahahaha Money money money!!!

Carra Carra.

2006-12-12T15:38:00.000+08:00

Carra scores for the first time this decade! Yahooo...Gerrard still red-hot form. Who says the league title is over John?

Even the Fulham cheerleaders at half time couldn't stop us! Next stop Charlton.

One week to Carling Cup Quarters vs Arsenal. Come on over Gooners.

~Carra, carra, carra!~

Arsenal Vs Chelsea ....More worring times for the Gunners

2006-12-08T13:51:00.000+08:00

I must admit ..... our title chances are practically over ..... same goes for Liverpool. But the matches this weekend can actually give us a glimmer of hope ...IF we beat Chelsea ..... and IF Man U loses, only then will we see that small light, which may lead us to greater glory.

Just because the race is practically over don't mean that we should just step aside. I expect Arsenal to play like they've never played before ..... and whoop Chelsea.

Of course it won't matter if we don't win the title ... but hey .......it's time we kick some serious butt and ruffle some feathers ... hopefully blue feathers .... if there one consolation we could get ...is by doing the double over Man U, Chelsea & Liverpool (Make that quadruple) for bragging right... hehehehehe.

Well at least alls well in Europe ..... all top qualifiers are English ..... and this season .. i expect an English team to win it ...... hopefully Arsenal. Draw is in around 5 days .......and im keeping my fingers crossed .... no REAL ... no BARCA .... no BAYERN ..... and no PSV. ..We shall reserve Real for MU ..... Bayern for Chelsea and Barca for Liverpool .......hahahahahahahaha.

Awaiting patiently D Day tomorrow ...... All hopes crushed ..... or All hopes rejuvenated!!!! We shall see.

CL Matchday 6

2006-12-05T18:09:00.000+08:00

Bring it home

Is Barca going out? First club to play 400 matches in Europe and first CL Winner to go out at the group stage? I say be gone Liverpool is coming back to claim their rightful place as Champions of Europe.

Arsenal to lose to Porto and you have Barca and Arsenal playing for the UEFA Cup! Well least you got a chance to win something right Gooners?

Man U to lose 2-0 at home to Benfica? Fingers crossed Ronaldo doesn't wear his snorkeling gear and go diving. Besides that all other 'significant' teams have qualified.

Matchday 6 awaits can you dig it?

Can you count to 5?

Carra the man

Rub-A-Dub-Dub Cum Sit In My Tub (FrOm DuBai WiTh LoVe)

2006-12-05T12:25:00.000+08:00

The new face of Liverpool ... hahahahahaha. "Stevie G watch your back ..... i'm coming to get ya. " - Maktoummmmm

Wtf!!! Damn fucking funny!!! Now lets not talk about Clubs being English and all hahahahah . Cause Liverpool isn't goin to be much longer.

Newly Proposed Changes:
Al Arkesh (to replace Anfield)
The Cock (to replace the Kop)
You'll Never Walk Alone, Somebody's Behind You remix (to replace Never Walk Alone)
May We Cum Inside (to replace Mersey Side - after the future buy out of the City)
Carlsberg Sponsor (to be replaced by Taliban Tikkas)

Suggested names for Corporate Re-Branding

Stevie G. aka Steven Ali G.
Benitez aka Bendover Benitez
Xabi Alonso aka Xabi "never" Alone oso
Sami Hyypia aka Sami "gonna have" Hernia
John Arne Riise aka John Arne "ass" Rise
Jerzy Dudek aka Jerzy "don't" Dudek

Hahahahahah all that being said Maktoum " We at Arsenal Wish You All The Best, Cause This Is The Worst Investment You'll Ever Make ... The Scousers Are Gonna Rip You Off"

Absolutely the best news of the week hahahahahaha

- Gunner For Life " And Proud To Be An English Owned Club"

Save us pls.

2006-12-04T18:39:00.000+08:00

Maktoums close in on £450m Liverpool takeover.

What the fuck? Read here

ThE SpUr Of ThE MoMeNTAt ThE EmiRaTes!!!!

2006-12-04T15:00:00.000+08:00

Too all Spurs Fans out there (not many i think) just dissolve your rubbish club ... and let another more worthy team from the Nationwide take your place ..... Can't you see your just a waste of a good Saturday afternoon.

Talking all trash before the game ...... but we all know what happened after don't we hahahahahahaha ...... wait don't go!!!!! Haven't uploaded my phone pictures yet from the match i caught at the Curve .... stay tuned for very visual part 2, of the In The Spur Of the Moment.

3-0 to the mighty Arsenal!!!!! All guns a-blazin'

Porto & Chelsea here we come ....errrr i think lol :P

Peace
Hahahahahaha

The Weekend After

2006-12-04T12:48:00.000+08:00

December 19: League Cup Quarter-Final vs Arsenal
January 6/7: FA Cup Third Round vs Arsenal

Like wtf? Both games at Anfield.

Is it fate that Liverpool has to kick Arsenal out of these competitions? Maybe we'll even draw them in the Champions League IF they qualify.

Meanwhile, Liverpool Win Away!!! The jinx is broken at the JJB Stadium. Normally when Liverpool play against an opposition that has former Reds players in their ranks they either score or block everything you throw at them including the kitchen sink but this time Heskey and Kirkland couldn't do a damn thing.

BELLAMY OH BELLAMY

Cleared after his court charges Bellamy went on rampage and clearly assaulted Wigan. Yahooooooo next up Galatasary at the stadium where we won our '5th' Champions League Trophy. Fond memories indeed.

SoMe ArSeNaL JoKeS (JuSt To BrIGhTen SoMeOnEs Day)

2006-12-01T17:15:00.000+08:00

When is our anniversary

Maureen had had enough of Tim's obsession. "Football, football, football!" she moaned, "that's all you ever talk about. It's your whole life. You never take me out. You never buy me presents. You're either at a match or watching one on the box. I bet you can't even remember when our wedding anniversary is or what happened that day!!!"

"Yes, I can," her husband retorted, "it's the same date that Arsenal beat Liverpool 2-0 on the last day to win the Premiership."

Value of a season ticket

A woman was reading a newspaper one morning and said to her husband,

'Look at this, dear. There's an article here about a man who traded his wife for a season ticket to Arsenal. You wouldn't do a thing like that,-would you?'

'Of course I wouldn't!' replied her husband. 'The season's almost over!'

She'll let you do anything

Ron and Terry were chatting about football in the pub after work.

"Are you going to the Arsenal v Spurs match on Saturday?" asked Ron.

"No," replied Terry. "My wife won't let me."

"It's easy to get out of that," said Ron. "About an hour before the game, what you do is pick her up, take her to the bedroom, rip off her clothes and make mad, passionate love to her. Then she'll let you do anything you want."

"OK, I'll try that," said Terry.

The following Monday, the two men meet up again in the pub.

"How come you didn't make it to the game," asked Ron.

"Well," said Terry, "I'll tell you what happened. About an hour before kick-off, I did as you said. I picked her up, took her to the bedroom and ripped off her clothes. And then I thought, Spurs haven't been playing that well recently anyways."

Tomorrow (Saturday) Curve Viewing Session?

2006-12-01T09:36:00.000+08:00

Ok the weekends coming up ... a lot of good matches Starting on Sat 8pm (KL time) First Arsenal v Spurs (i have a feeling were gonna lose again lol) .. then Wigan v Liverpool (not sure of the outcome) .. then right after that Boro v MU (MU to whoop them).

Will be watching the match at the Curve. Arrival time 7pm. First match kicks off around 7.45. Btw its a tiger party so lotsa cheap booze. Anyone coming just show up or call me - 012-2206049 ...Couple of MU fans will be there ... Arsenal and MU too. Hahahahah.

Arsenal fans ... look on the bright side at least there's beer .....:P .. and we shall drink till we forget we lost hahahhahaa. Eddie if you're out there .. im a bit low on cash hahahaha time for my beeer .. remember the Arsenal - Liverpool match? ..... the one we won 3-0 ...remember? hahahahaha.

Damn i'm thirsty!!!

Okay gotta go now .. back to work.

Bang your own team day

2006-11-30T18:26:00.000+08:00

I think for today only... we'll be venting out our frustrations for the team we support..

my eyeballs nearly popped out when I went to Liverpoolfc.Tv...

it said Liverpool held in frustrating stalemate...
no that wasn't why my eyeballs popped out...

"Jamie Carragher, who won the nod to partner Steven Gerrard in the centre of midfield, went close after just a couple of minutes when his right footed shot flashed wide of David James' right hand post"

like what the fuck is wrong with Rafa????

Decent guy, doesnt blow his mouth like whiny Mourinho, doesnt throw a tantrum like Fergie, doesnt indulge in paedophile activities like the Arse Wenger... but Carra in midfield????
I understand that we will not be winning the league and its a tough battle for Champions League at the end of the season.. but Carra in midfield?

Playing our best man Stevie G on the right was daring decision, Buying Kewell was bold, now Carra in midfield....

And keeping Guthrie and Nabir El Zhar on the bench, when your aim is to win 3 points at home against Pompey???? Like oh my god....
Is he over confident or has he got vision???

You might as well train Stevie to play up front with Kuyt since you love Garcia so much....
Garcia could do his I lose the ball best impersonation on the right flank and suck his thumb while Crouch robo dances along the sidelines while warming up....

well, the good thing was, Reina kept a clean sheet, meaning Dudek stays on the bench, and Carra won man of the match..... but 1 point outta 3 at home aint good at all...

No F%#king Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-11-30T09:50:00.000+08:00

"Arsenal's woes continued with a second straight defeat as they lost to London rivals Fulham for the first time in more than 40 years. " (Soccernet) - No fucking shit!!!!!! .... Enough is enough .... rubbish utter rubbish .... i don't care how u play ...... as long as you don't win ...it means shit!!!!!

We have a big problem ...... we need more muscle in defence and in the midfield ..... there must be a balance of flair and brute force ........ Viera oh Viera where are you (even Ray Parlour) .......Wenger ... change something please!!!! ....Henry doesn't come in much from the flanks anymore ....nobody shoots from outside the box ...... we don't get crosses in which are met with heads!!!!!! Wtf! Is goin on!!!!!!

It's not yet December and we're out of the race !!!!!!!!! Hopefully we'll lose to Spur's and that will make us realise.... Its time to change!!!!! at least until we're a goal up in a match .. then turn on the flair!!!! ...What happened to the famous Arsenal counter attacks ... led by Henry .. Pires ... Freddie .... Patrick ...and Ashley? .... We still have the pace ... even faster now .... but we focus too much on attacking non-stop ....What happened to hit them on the counter ... rough them up in mid-field .... get in behind the defence through the flanks?????!!!!!

Nough said .. Actually nothing left to say ... the results speak for us.

Disgruntle Gunner

ugliuss bastid

2006-11-30T03:54:00.000+08:00

One day Tom Thumb, Snow White, and Quasimodo are sitting around talking. All of the sudden Tom Thumb says,

"You know, how do I know if I'm the world's smallest man? Maybe I'm NOT the world's smallest man".

And he got very depressed.

Then Snow White says,

"How do I know I'm the most beautiful woman in the world? Perhaps there is someone more beautiful than me!"

And she got very depressed.

Quasimodo then said,

'How do I know I'm the world's ugliest person? Maybe there is someone uglier than me!"

And he, too, sank into depression.

One week later the three were all killed in a car crash. While in Heaven's waiting room, they were all entitled to a private conference with God, who would answer for them one question. After Tom Thumb's conference, he came out smiling and said,

"It's all right, I am the world's smallest man".

Snow White left God's chamber smiling also,

"It's ok," she said, "I am the fairest of them all".

Quasimodo came out of his conference scratching his head. He looked at the others and asked,

"Who the hell is Martin Keown?"

More Laughs At The Expense Of Others!! EnJoY!!!

2006-11-29T15:10:00.000+08:00

An Arsenal fan is walking along a beach, when he sees an old bottle. He picks it up, and takes out the cork. Out pops a genie who says: "I am the football genie. I grant 3 wishes, and everything you wish for , you shall get, but every Chelsea fan will get twice what you wish for."

"Fair enough", says the man. "I wish for 1 million quid"."
You understand that every one of the scum will receive 2 million?"
"Yep, I can live with that"And, lo and behold, there appears a case of 50 notes.

"Now I wish for Arsenal to win the European Cup for 10 years running"
"You understand that this means Chelsea will win the Cup 20 years running?"
"Yep, I can live with that" And, lo and behold, there appears a sports almanack from the year 2050 showing the English dominance of the European Cup

"Final wish"After some thought the Arsenal fan replies: "I'd like to give a kidney transplant......"

Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, a Manchester United Fan from Manchester, and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a 50 note. Who gets it ?
A: The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythical creatures.

Q: What do you have when 100 Manchester United Fans are buried up to their neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

Q: Why did the Liverpool fan get so excited after he finished his jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years."

Steven Gerard ordered a pizza. The clerk asked if he wanted it cut into 6 or 12 pieces, the daft scouser replied:"Six please, I could never eat twelve pieces. The coach would kill me"

Enjoy Punks!!!!! Hahahaa

JoB VaCaNcy!!! Man U & Chelsea Fans NeEdeD Err AnD Spurs to If tHeRe ArE AnYouT ThErE lol

2006-11-29T11:38:00.000+08:00

Where are you Man U and Chelsea!!!!!!!
(other team contributors are also encouraged to apply)

Contributor posistions available ....Finally Defend Your Team From Insult On An Arsenal Website ...

Requirements:

Qualifications
Must be a supporter of the Team for more than 3 years. (Opps that rules out Chelsea)
Must know the difference between a defender and a striker.
Must not use Russian oil funds (taken from the poor nation) to buy members on this site in order for a take over.
Must not prompt American (in-debt tycoons) to buy website and place debt on shareholders.
Must be focused and have up to date knowledge of your respective team and rivals. (e.g. Zola is Chelsea's goalkeeper)

Attributes
Mentally strong and able to take extreme criticism.
Must not whine like a baby when insulted. (Cheap Blows are allowed)
Team work is not nessesary unless it is of benefit to more than one club. (double teaming)

If you feel u have what it takes to succeed at this level, please do drop us a line at : z0mbiez@hotmail.com ..... we are happy to hear from you.

If this has insulted you in anyway ..... or you don't have what it takes to succeed at this level. Just 2 words for you - F#$K OFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!

News Flash Osama Killed - Truth or Fiction

2006-11-28T16:28:00.000+08:00

NEWS FLASH AFTER U.S. LATEST BOMBING!!!

Officials of Taliban have claimed that Osama Bin Laden hasn't been killed and is still alive by showing the leader giving an interview which was said to be live...

He said "To prove I am still alive, Liverpool were total sh**e on Saturday."

However The British Government said, "That could have been recorded months ago."

Hahahahahaaha.

AnD YoU wOnDer Why MU gEts sO mAnY PenALtiEs

2006-11-28T11:36:00.000+08:00

REFFFFFFFF FOUL!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha ... " The Problem With Ballerinas Playing Football :P

Liverpool 0 - 1 Police

2006-11-28T11:14:00.000+08:00

Come on Stevie ....... Liverpool must be paying you better than that ... oh well ...i guess once a scouser always a scouser Hahahahahaha

How Long Has It Been ... Oh How Long Has It Been!

2006-11-28T10:48:00.000+08:00

Hahahaha boys and girls ..... i'm back to defend my team ........was checking out the recent posts (the ones below this) ... somewhat like liverpool in the table hahahahaha ..... i must admit that Arsenal's chances of winning the league this year flew out the window on Saturday .... but if Liverpool's form in the PREMIERSHIP is anything to go by ... boys you should just forget the league ..... cause lets not forget .....we still above you in the table lol .....with a game in hand.

No losses at home? ..... wow ...... but then again your winning form away isnt too good is it? .... now lets see ... lets just say Liverpool wins all their home games ( yeah right!! hahahahah) and following thier away form ..... and lose as usual..... hmmmmmmm ......18 x 3 = 54 point ..... that should leave them around mid table .... possibily .....might ... eerrrr maybe ..UEFA CUP next year....hahahahahah. Okay i'll give them that at least .... "all in favour for a UEFA CUP spot for the merseyside boys!! say aye".

Oh ya .....i sense a European Cup joke coming along hahahahah (blah blah blah ... we havent won once)...... it gets old after a while boys hahahaha ... Winning the League the most times (noticed i didnt mention the Premiership .... hhahahahah it wasn't formed yet lol.) For those Liverpool fans out there who havent seen their "glory years" or were too young at the time!......wait! you can still catch it in black and white .. somewhere hahahahahahah.

Oh man how long has it been .....oh how long has it been .....since Liverpool lifted the English Trophy. :P *Peace*

The Weekend in Pictures

2006-11-27T18:31:00.000+08:00

Man U vs Chelsea

The Emmy goes to...

Crybaby on the ground again! Someone throw him a toilet roll. Enough of your soap opera already. Fergie is definately gonna replace 'Squandering Saha' when the transfer market opens in Jan.

Liverpool vs Man City

Welcome to Anfield

Captain Marvel Stevie G shows the way. Dropped only 2 points at home so far this season. Gerrard breaks his EPL scoring drought. Garcia should have scored in the first half though. Bring on Pompey I say!

Bolton vs Arsenal

Maybe I should use my hands to stop the ball?

"The Sulk" scores twice including this curling shot to leave Lehmann er.. as usual helpless. Anelka's first two goals for Bolton all but destroys Arsenal's title chances. Arsenal to concentrate on err .. Fairplay Award?

You'll Never Walk Alone

woot!

2006-11-25T11:43:00.000+08:00

Apparently, I'm now able to blog on John's blog!...

Yup... you got it right! John "Gunner" Tegjeu has allowed me to write on his blog....

like woot!

John i dunno what you were thinking, but hell yeah....

Amidst my busy travelling schedule for the past half year, i realized something. It's only in Malaysia that we have 3 pin plugs... every country around us and even far far away in Europe, uses the 2 pin plug.

This has gotten me thinking....

What has a 3 pin plug and Arsenal have in common?

They're both useless in Europe....

Sure, you can get your defenders to score against us...

but your defenders can never lift the Champions League Cup can they??

-theblabla-

Priceless

2006-11-24T18:24:00.000+08:00

Why do they call Wenger Hitler?
Cause he can't win in Europe either.

Manchester 'v' Chelsea - Dream Result

2006-11-24T14:57:00.000+08:00

Ok guys ... the so called "title" deciding match between Chelsea and MU this Sunday. I actually don't give a sh1T .... but seeing that Arsenal are 12 points behind MU ... i'm actually hoping for a Chelsea win or a draw ...with lots of fights and players getting suspended ...hahahahhaha. But if Chelsea wins .. then they should also lose their following match ....so that it breaks up the momentum hahahhaahah ...and dilutes their confidence and arrogance (as if!!!! they were capable of being humble in the first place).

And of course ... it no use if they drop points and we don't pick up the maximum this weekend. I'm sure some Liverpool fans out there must be hoping for the same thing hahhahaha ..... but guys .. u have to be realistic ...... liverpool? catch up? Hahahahahaha. ... ok ok ill be nice .....liverpool "have a chance" to catch the league leaders ....hahahahah .. especially with Gerard on the right! .... Benitez we are with you all the way!!!!! ... and you'll never walk aloneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. :P

European Scare For the Gunners

2006-11-22T16:27:00.000+08:00

Okay i'm back with my 2 cents worth. Stayed up last night watching the match ...... 3.30 am still damn sleepy * eyes closing* help help..... stayed up last night watching the game ..... it really looked like we were headed for another loss or draw at the "lucky" Emirates stadium hahahahah ..... and to make matters worst .. the dumb "Russians" had to lose to Porto (couldn't they lose to us?) ......and a loss might have just closed another chapter on our Euro Cup ambitions.

All started out at a familiar pace ... but even more familiar is that we conceded while pressuring the Germans ...... they took the lead however with an excellent goal by in form Dutch meastro Van De Vart ( did i meantion he scored for Holland ... in thier last outing heheheh ) ... Sometimes i wonder why my beloved players don't shoot often from outside the box ... its not like they don't have the ability ...... they keep insisting on passing the ball in to the net ....... so 0-1 at home ... i could hear the supported getting restless again!!! ... i don't blame them .. i was too .... in front ofthe TV cursing and shouting obscenities, and at a team playing half the world away ...... i still don't understand why they keep trying to play the perfect game ..... football is like life ... its not perfect ..... you do the best you can and you try to improvise .... translated in to the way Arsenal play = next time you can't seem to pass your way in to the net ......shoot on sight!!!! ....

But finally after waiting for more than half the match ... we drew level through Van Persie .... the beautiful game once again ........ and then we began struggling for the second ... and in came in the form of Eboue ...... his shot not prefect ..... but it got the job done!!!! see!!! my point preciesly .... not beautiful football .. just whack smack and hope ..... and it went in.

From then on it was all Arsenal ........ and to seal it of ...... the Beast .....with a super header to hit the back of the net ..... the provider again? of course TEOOOOOO ..... a simple cross ... met by the head of the ANIMAL .... come on! man ....it's just a cross and a header ...... a typical english play from the manual. Bang in the ball and get some heads in!!!! Boring yes .... but it got the job done .....and it feels as good as any other goal.

Well that being said ... i'm still estatic with the results .... and now one more hurdle to overcome in the form of Porto for another chance at the coveted Euro Cup!!!! .... Knock-out here we come. Oh ya ... Man U and Chelsea .... don't forget to look over your shoulder every now and then ..... cause we wont be that far behind ... who do you think we are ? Liverpool? ..... Hahahah oh well!!!
Later football fans :P

Lets turn that frown upside down!

2006-11-16T17:54:00.000+08:00

Dear Jose,

Its been a long time since i wrote. Got the recent pictures of you and the family. You seem sad.
Oh Jose! Why the frown? ... didn't sugar daddy Roman give you enough money to spend this Christmas ? .... Maybe it's freakin because his wife is going to take half of what he owns .. YOU RETARD .... hahahahahahah ....... Well at least your brothers still looking the same.

Let Me BitCh Slap that frown Upside DowN

From .... The Gunners WitH LoVE

You'll Never Laugh Alone

2006-11-16T14:58:00.000+08:00

Three men, a Scouser(Liverpool supporter), a Manc and a Rasta all in the maternity ward waiting for their partners to give birth. The midwife comes out and tells them congratulations, they're all fathers of beautiful healthy boys, however unfortunately they've run out of the name tags, and the babies have been mixed up, so if they could each go in and identify their sons from any family resemblance etc. The Manc wants to go first, so in he goes and comes out with a black baby The Rasta looks a bit confused, "excuse me", he said, "but don't you think he's likely to be mine ?" "Probably", said the Manc, "but one of them in there's a scouser, and I'm takin' no chances !!!!!"

Three Americans and three scousers are travelling by train. At the station, the three Americans each buy tickets and watch as the three scousers buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asked an American. "Watch" answers a scouser.
They all board the train. The Americans take their respective seats but all three scousers cram into the toilet and close the door behind them.
Shortly after the train departs, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Americans saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So, on the return trip, the Americans decide to copy the scousers on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the scousers don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket," asks one perplexed American. "Watch" says a scouser.
When they board the train the three Americans cram into a toilet and the three scousers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the scousers leaves his toilet and walks over to the toilet where the Americans are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please".

Liverpool's new signing, Rigobert Song from Cameroon, has just played his first game for the (once) 'Mighty Reds'. He dashes into the players lounge and phones his mother to tell her all about it. "Oh, Rigobert"...she squeals....."....I am so pleased and proud of you, at last you are playing for a great team......they may not be as great as they once were, but I hear they have won the European Cup four times. ....but, son.....things are not so good at home. I am really worried. The violence is getting too much, your sister has been raped twice, your dear Grandmother has been attacked in the street, there is raw sewage running down the roads, its becoming more like a war-zone every day.

How did we let you talk us into coming and living in Liverpool, I'll never know...."

Q. Why do pigeons fly upside down over Liverpool?
A. Because there's nothing worth shitting on.

Q. Why wasn't Jesus born in Merseyside?
A. Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

A Liverpool fan walks past a shop and sees the video "Liverpool - The Glory Years". He goes into the shop and asks how much. "£100" says the shopkeeper."That's a bit steep, how come it's so dear ??""Well its a £10 for the video and £90 for the Beta Video Player.

There was a Liverpool fan with a really crappy seat at Anfield. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the Half-way line. Thinking to himself "what a waste" he made his way down to the empty seat. When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, "Is this seat taken?" The man replied, "This was my wife's seat. She passed away. She was a big Liverpool fan." The other man replied,"I'm so sorry to hear of your loss. May I ask why you didn't give the ticket to a friend or a relative?" The man replied, "They're all at the funeral."

A man was walking down a street in the centre of Manchester and saw a Rotweiler attacking an old lady. He immediately ran over to the dog and started to struggle in which he sustained many bites, but he eventually he got his hands around the dog's neck and strangled it until it was dead. A passing reporter commented: that was fucking fantastic how you saved that old dears life!, I have to write a story about this, how about the headline - Manchester United fan saves granny's life?, "i'm not a Utd fan" replied the bloke. "well how about Man City fan saves granny's life"? said the reporter. "I'm not a City fan either" said our hero, " I'm from Liverpool". "Never mind I know just the headline, you read the paper tomorrow" said the reporter. The man picks up the paper the following day to read the headline - LIVERPOOL B4STARD KILLS FAMILY PET!!

Liverpool Manchester United & Chelsea De-Classified

2006-11-16T14:46:00.000+08:00

EnjoY BoYs ....Hahahaha It crAcKed Me uP!!!!

A father and son were eating breakfast. The fathers newspaper had the headline "Van Gogh sold for ? million".The son asked "is he worth it, Dad?", to which the father, surprised at his son's interest in fine art, replied "I suppose so, son. Why do you ask?"The son said "Well, Liverpool paid more than that for Heskey, and he was crap"

Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

Q: What is the difference between Rooney and a mini?
A: A mini can only carry three passengers.

Two blokes were walking through a cemetery when they happened upon a tombstone that read:"Here lies John Sweeney, a good man and a Chelsea fan."So, one of them asked the other: "When the hell did they start putting two people in one grave?"

Q. Two Chelsea fans jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground first?.
A. Who gives a Flying F**K!

Q: What do you get when you cross a Chelsea Fan with a pig?
A: I don't know, but there are some things a pig just won't do.

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon?A: A Problem.
Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon?A: An even bigger problem.
Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon?A: Problem solved

Q: Why did Chelsea go on the stock exchange?
A: To prove that crap can float.

Q. Why do Chelsea fans whistle whilst sitting on the toilet?
A. So they know which end to wipe!

Q: What's the difference between a Chelsea supporter and an Onion?
A: No one cries when you chop up a Chelsea fan!

Q: What do Chelsea keepers and Michael Jackson both have in common?
A: Both wear gloves for no apparent reason.

Never Walk Alone

2006-11-13T11:26:00.001+08:00

The long motto/ battle cry for the Liverpool faithful ..... " You'll Never Walk Alone" ..... but in recent years ..... the motto would be better fitted it it were to be changed to " You'll Never Drink Alone" ..... seeing that after a fan watches a Liverpool game ... he always ends up in a pub with his mates drowning .... their sorrows .....

Its been an ever increasing tradition .. goin to the pubs and having an ale enduced short term memory black out. And it happens even here .... all the way across the world. ....Oh well all ye faithful .... keep your chins up and maybe the next time you'll be singing ...... hahahahahaha. " You'll Never Drink Alone" ...Come on everyone ... lets all join in .............Anddddd .... hic .... youuuuu'lllll ne veeeeerrr ... hic ....drinkkkkkkk aloneeeeeeeeeeee ... hic"....... OoooOoooO

Chill dawgs !!!! Hahaha

A Good Nights Sleep ….Anyone else had the same? Hahahaha

2006-11-13T11:26:00.000+08:00

3-0 to the Arsenal!!!

Yesterday a vital match which could affect Arsenal’s title hopes, was played against another under achieving team in recent years – Liverpool. The match yesterday would have decided or should I say sealed the fate or either one of the teams with regards to the title this season.

And thank god that it wasn’t Arsenal’s!!!.As the match started ... I notice the game …. Was showing some worrying patterns, similar to our previous matches in which we dropped points. With Us dominating the possession …. But still failing to score … only to let the lesser team hit us with a sucker punch …… it look to be one of those nights …….. I was bracing myself for a long night or relentless phone call and sms-es should Arsenal have lost. .. Of course from Liverpool fans … and not forgetting Manchester & Chelsea fans ... Who would look for any reason to bash Arsenal. (I knew I could count Spurs out seeing what happened earlier hahahahaha). Then came the first goal ….. Not the perfect goal but it served its purpose …..

In the second half .. It looked like Liverpool was going to make a comeback …..But judging from the determination of the players in the Arsenal side yesterday ... That never looked likely. It wasn’t perfect football … but given the history we have against Liverpool …. It was a tremendous victory ... and with that victory we effectively ended Liverpool’s hope of clinching a title for yet another season running. Now all we need to do now is look ahead …and keep focus on the league leaders …. And duplicate this kind of performance week in and out …. And maybe then …. We will again regain our rightful crown.

Oh Boy what a game!!!!! 3-0 to the good … And man what a good night’s sleep …. !!!!

Just a few words of consolation to Liverpool fans out there …. Well at least you still have the League Cup to work on hahhaahahhaha.

Everton 0 - 1 Arsenal ... ParT 1 Of ThE MerSeYsidE ReVivaL Has BeeN CoMpleTeD

2006-11-09T10:16:00.000+08:00

Didn't get to watch the match last night (freaking 3.30am) .... got the confirmation ealry this morning from an Arsenal faithful via sms. Looks like you reserve boy know how to get the job done right! ..... maybe we should use them on Sunday as well ... hahahahha ....after all we are only playing Liverpool ...hehehehehe.

Part 1 of the Merseyside Revival is done ..... and this Sunday hopefully we'll be able to complete it ...and finally show a consistant form that will give us a chance to win the 'Freaking' Premiership ... or at least come close!!! For now .... we're still in the League Cup ...and i'm sure all the supporters are fine with that ..... oh ya Liverpool and Chelsea won too .... but who cares right!! hahahahah .... As for Man U, all we can hope for is that they take thier League Cup form back with them to the Premiership ......hahahahhaah.

xxx Gunning For Glory xxx

TheRe's SoMeThing AbouT LonDoN ....

2006-11-08T13:32:00.000+08:00

Hmmmm …so where do I start? What started out as an erratic season for the Gunners at the beginning of the season, soon turned around and looked like a season of promise starting with the victory over their non-London rivals MU. Just as I thought thing were changing for the better …. Then the draw with Everton, the loss in the Champions league and that form carried on into the premiership with Arsenal losing by 0-1 to West Ham. I must admit that the refereeing in the Champions League and Everton match left something to be discussed. Goals not allowed! Penalties not given! This definatly doesn’t do anything for the game and even worst Arsenal as a unit. Though the decisions may have gone the other way …… we still missed our chances to seal the match with all the opportunities we had. All credit to the teams that took a point or three of us. They worked for it.

My even greater concern is seeing an Arsenal side with …. so much talent NOT scoring. This may be a slight patch or dip in confidence, but with the coming match against Liverpool in Sunday .... I feel that this is the last chance Arsenal will get to revive their hopes of winning the league. No doubt I love my team …. But one has to be a bit realistic ….. it already looks like a 2 horse race with Man U and Chelsea taking their opportunities ….. oh well Man U at least haahahahahahahah. And if we don’t buck up soon or find our form …. We can kiss another final in Europe good bye. Along with the trivial League Cup which we ‘reserve’ for our reserves. On the bright side ….. at least we have some time to find our form so that we might have a chance of winning FA Cup this season.

Its’ been a while …..Since Patrick left that we’ve held on to Silverware … it sure feel like a long time though …. Cause once you’re used to winning... you never want to lose. I wonder how Liverpool dealt with not winning the premiership a decade or so hhahaahhaha . Oh well, I’m just keeping my fingers crossed for tonight and Saturday. Hopefully we get our revival at the expense of Merseyside …… and our brilliance turns to consistency. NOW wouldn’t that be a sight to see!!

New Manchester Hotline For Asia : 0800 10 10 10

2006-11-08T12:54:00.003+08:00

Manchester United have apparently set up a call centre for fans who are troubled by their current form.

The number is 0800 10 10 10.

Calls charged at peak rate for overseas users.

Once again the number is

0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing.

Okay okay That enough of Man U bashing .... now i'm feeling much better ... all my Man U friends out there ........ relax and take a break hahahahaha

xxxGunning For Gloryxxx

ThE ReDs KnoW BeSt AboUt WorLd PeaCe

2006-11-08T12:54:00.002+08:00

Apparrently Merseysiders know best when it comes to Manchester United.

....... And we all shall live as ONeeeeeeeeee!

Gunning For Glory

I thiNk i noe wHy Man U is DoiNg sO WeLL ... DaVid Left!!!

2006-11-08T12:54:00.001+08:00

Alex Ferguson is sitting at home watching TV one morning when he receives a phone call "Hello boss, it's David Beckham "Yes David what can I do for you?"

"Well boss, Posh has gone out and bought me a jigsaw to do. The problem is though none of the pieces fit together, it's impossible" "What's it supposed be?" "The picture on the box is of a chicken, but like i said it's impossible, it's really doing my head in now, if i don't get it finished by Saturday I don't think I'll be able to concentrate on the game" Ferguson starts to PANIC now. "I'll tell you what David bring it round here and we'll both have a go"
"Cheers boss, that's brilliant"

About half an hour later Beckham turns up at Ferguson's house with his jigsaw under his arm. He knocks on the door and Ferguson lets him in. They walk into the kitchen, and Beckham tips the pieces onto the table. Ferguson looks down at the table and then at Beckham. "David, put the fucking cornflakes back in the box"

Daft as Daft Can Be!!!

xxxGunning For Gloryxxx

Laugh@United.com

2006-11-08T12:54:00.000+08:00

A van driver used to amuse himself by running over every Manchester United fan he would see strutting down the side of the road in their ubiquitous red colours. He would swerve to hit them and there would be a loud "THUMP" and then he would swerve back on the road. One day, as the driver was driving along, he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the van over. He asked the Priest "where are you going, Father?",
"I'm going to say mass at St. Joseph's church, about 2 miles down the road" replied the priest.
"No problem Father! I'll give you a lift"! climb in!"
The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the van continued down the road. Suddenly the driver saw a Manchester United fan walking down the road and instinctively swerved to hit him. But, just in time, he remembered the bloody priest, so at the last minute he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing the scum bastard. However even though he was certain he missed the glory-hunting shite, he still heard a loud "THUD." Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything he turned to the priest and said
"I'm sorry Father, I almost hit that Manchester United fan,
"That's okay" replied the priest. "I got the fucker with the door!"