JoB VaCaNcy!!! Man U & Chelsea Fans NeEdeD Err AnD Spurs to If tHeRe ArE AnYouT ThErE lol

Where are you Man U and Chelsea!!!!!!!
(other team contributors are also encouraged to apply)

Contributor posistions available ....Finally Defend Your Team From Insult On An Arsenal Website ...

Requirements:

Qualifications
Must be a supporter of the Team for more than 3 years. (Opps that rules out Chelsea)
Must know the difference between a defender and a striker.
Must not use Russian oil funds (taken from the poor nation) to buy members on this site in order for a take over.
Must not prompt American (in-debt tycoons) to buy website and place debt on shareholders.
Must be focused and have up to date knowledge of your respective team and rivals. (e.g. Zola is Chelsea's goalkeeper)

Attributes
Mentally strong and able to take extreme criticism.
Must not whine like a baby when insulted. (Cheap Blows are allowed)
Team work is not nessesary unless it is of benefit to more than one club. (double teaming)

If you feel u have what it takes to succeed at this level, please do drop us a line at : z0mbiez@hotmail.com ..... we are happy to hear from you.

If this has insulted you in anyway ..... or you don't have what it takes to succeed at this level. Just 2 words for you - F#$K OFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!