Liverpool Manchester United & Chelsea De-Classified

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A father and son were eating breakfast. The fathers newspaper had the headline "Van Gogh sold for ? million".The son asked "is he worth it, Dad?", to which the father, surprised at his son's interest in fine art, replied "I suppose so, son. Why do you ask?"The son said "Well, Liverpool paid more than that for Heskey, and he was crap"

Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

Q: What is the difference between Rooney and a mini?
A: A mini can only carry three passengers.

Two blokes were walking through a cemetery when they happened upon a tombstone that read:"Here lies John Sweeney, a good man and a Chelsea fan."So, one of them asked the other: "When the hell did they start putting two people in one grave?"

Q. Two Chelsea fans jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground first?.
A. Who gives a Flying F**K!

Q: What do you get when you cross a Chelsea Fan with a pig?
A: I don't know, but there are some things a pig just won't do.

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon?A: A Problem.
Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon?A: An even bigger problem.
Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon?A: Problem solved

Q: Why did Chelsea go on the stock exchange?
A: To prove that crap can float.

Q. Why do Chelsea fans whistle whilst sitting on the toilet?
A. So they know which end to wipe!

Q: What's the difference between a Chelsea supporter and an Onion?
A: No one cries when you chop up a Chelsea fan!

Q: What do Chelsea keepers and Michael Jackson both have in common?
A: Both wear gloves for no apparent reason.