Take-O-What??

And so it finally happens.... the Great TakeOver...
I guess it's inevitable.... Everyone in the world get's good at something, and americans come in and make it a business...
but then again, what would i know bout biznez?
All I know, is we now have the funds to start building Stanley Park, and in 2 years, we can say goodbye to the Anfield & the Kop... Poor Shankly must be cursing for having his ashes sprinkled over the Kop End...

The only permanent thing in life is Change....

Can you believe it? Americans! (at least it still sounds a better than the great DIC takeover?)
A country that doesnt give a shit bout soccer....

I can imagine what the write-ups of the players would be...
Original plagarism involved...

Jose Reina
Netminder with 19 shutouts this regular season. Save average of .854 in last five outs.

James Carragher
Captain of defense — 2,963 minutes of field time with powerplay change-up stats of 5-6-3.

Steve O’Finnan
Defensive cornerback and outside linebacker ranked six in division for forward offense running plays. 245 defensive tackle ratio.

Sam Hyypia
Veteran centerblocker famed for aerial rebound ability. From Finlandland.

John-Arnold Riise
Cornerman who regularly features in goalshot of the month sweeps with a left strike rated in top five nationwide for sweetness.

Gerrard Steven
Team MVP, captain and midfielderman famed for power running. Center, right wingerbacker (offensive and defensive) and secondary power forward. Career high came in Pro-Ball showdown against the Milan Tumblers.

Craig Bellamy
Controversial wide receiver/goal forward rated division’s third most likely to face red-card takedown in grudge slams. Has switched franchises several times.

Robert Bernard Fowler
Veteran strike attacker and all-time Liverpool Reds Hall of Famer. Once considered league MVP for shot-zone rebounds and accuracy in the paint.

Jermaine Pennant
Wide receiver/running forward has rushed for over 1,000 yards in rookie season.

Peter Crouch Jr
Power forward who could have potential if consortium moves into NBA.

sigh.... amedicunts.....