ugliuss bastid

One day Tom Thumb, Snow White, and Quasimodo are sitting around talking. All of the sudden Tom Thumb says,

"You know, how do I know if I'm the world's smallest man? Maybe I'm NOT the world's smallest man".

And he got very depressed.

Then Snow White says,

"How do I know I'm the most beautiful woman in the world? Perhaps there is someone more beautiful than me!"

And she got very depressed.

Quasimodo then said,

'How do I know I'm the world's ugliest person? Maybe there is someone uglier than me!"

And he, too, sank into depression.

One week later the three were all killed in a car crash. While in Heaven's waiting room, they were all entitled to a private conference with God, who would answer for them one question. After Tom Thumb's conference, he came out smiling and said,

"It's all right, I am the world's smallest man".

Snow White left God's chamber smiling also,

"It's ok," she said, "I am the fairest of them all".

Quasimodo came out of his conference scratching his head. He looked at the others and asked,

"Who the hell is Martin Keown?"