Some Laughs To Brighten Up A Foggy Day!!! - Woot

Q. What's the difference between a hedgehog and the Liverpool team bus?

A. The Liverpool bus has more pricks

A tourist is in North London one Saturday and he decides he would very much like to go to a football match, so he asks a man in the street if there are any good local matches being played that afternoon.

"Well," replies the man, "the Arsenal ground is very close but they're playing away today. If you feel you really must see a match, the Tottenham ground is not that far away. You go straight down this road and you'll see two queues, a big queue and a small queue.

You should go to the small queue because the big one is for the fish and chip shop.

Hahahahahaha

No rest for the players ....... i want to see games !!!!!! lol

Gunner Fer Life.

Whine whine whine

Will you ever stop whining? Thought Moooorinho was whiny but Arsenal fan 'John' is worse! Sounds like a grumpy old man who didn't get his daily shot of whiskey.

Now, that the game is postponed, Liverpool and Arsenal can look forward to a packed holiday season. Least Liverpool can breathe easily if they have injury problems. Like John said we'll just 'CREATE' a fog and game postponed so our players can recover in time.

Now can you do that?

By the way, Shauno passed me this link. Don't know how to react to it.

The Flip Out

p.s. Still no Man U.S.A. or Chelski fan wanna come on board?

CaNCeLLeD!!!!! Liverpool V Arsenal

You know how hard it is to wake up at 3.30 am .... and to receive a message from another faithful that they're not showing the match!!!! And the best part is ....... it's all because of the HAZE in Liverpool ...... damn scousers stop polluting the air .....all their fault hahahahahaha :P Fog or Haze its all the same ......its Liverpools fault!!!

By defauly they should have it at the Emirates now!! hahahahahah !!

P.S Sunil sorry i didn't call woke up to the message.


Dissapointed Gunner

Game Day

It's game time baby. Liverpool vs Arsenal Carling Cup Quarter-Final. Anfield welcomes the Gooners.

Fowler, Crouch, Garcia, Aurelio and Dudek expected to start. No word on the midfielders yet though.

Arsenal will be without Henry, Ljungberg but Lauren is expected to start after being 11 months out. Walcott and Aliadeire to lead the attack.

Remember Neil Mellor?



Scored a cracker of a goal to beat Arsenal. This time expect Fowler to come up with his Godly magic.



Prediction : Liverpool 2 Arsenal 0

~You'll Never Walk Alone~

A LiTTLe PiCk-Er Up-PeR

1. Q: What do you get if you see a Mourinho buried up to his neck in sand?

A: More sand.

2. Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Chelsea striker Andriy Shevchenko?

A: Clinton can score.

3. A little boy took his parents to court because he did not want to live with them anymore. The honored judge said to him "So why don't you want to live with your dad?"
"Because he beats me" said the little boy.
"Why don't you want to live with your mum then?" asked the judge.
Because she beats me as well.
"Oh" said the judge "Well who would you like to live with then?"
The little boy replied" I would like to live with Watford FC, because they don't beat anyone!!"

4. Q: What tea do footballers drink?

A. PenalTea! (Ya i know corny lol)

5. Apparantly, Tottenham football club is under investigation by the Inland Revenue for tax evasion.
- they've been claiming for Silver Polish for the past 30 years.

6. Q: What's the difference between an Everton and a supermarket trolley?

A: They're the same. They're both owned by Tesco.

7. Q: How many Tottenham soccer fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None - they're quite happy living in the shadows.

8. Q: How can you tell ET is a Liverpool fan?

A: Because he looks like one.

9. A MU supporter goes to his doctor to find out what's wrong with him.
"Your problem is you're fat, "says the doctor.
"I'd like a second opinion" responds the man.
"OK, you're ugly too and your team sucks" replies the doctor.

10. 4 surgeons are taking a tea break:

1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

2nd surgeon says "Nope, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

3rd surgeon says "Well you should try electricians. Everything inside them is colour coded."

4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and a**es are interchangeable."

11. Q: What's the difference between a Liverpool fan and a broken clock?

A: Even a broken clock is right twice a day!

12. Alan Pedrew (West Ham) was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her shopping.

He stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" to which the old lady replied, "no way you got yourself into this mess, don't ask me to sort it out!"

Peace xxx

GuNNeR FoR LiFe

ShOwiNg CAsHLeY ThE MoNeY

The Arsenal Faithful showing Ashley just how much we miss him ... Unfortunately i don't think its enough boys.

Chelsea 1 - 1 Arsenal

A bit disappointing, what's the problem Chelski couldn't buy this game? ........ Hahahahaha Money money money!!!

Carra Carra.

Carra scores for the first time this decade! Yahooo...Gerrard still red-hot form. Who says the league title is over John?



Even the Fulham cheerleaders at half time couldn't stop us! Next stop Charlton.



One week to Carling Cup Quarters vs Arsenal. Come on over Gooners.

~Carra, carra, carra!~

Arsenal Vs Chelsea ....More worring times for the Gunners

I must admit ..... our title chances are practically over ..... same goes for Liverpool. But the matches this weekend can actually give us a glimmer of hope ...IF we beat Chelsea ..... and IF Man U loses, only then will we see that small light, which may lead us to greater glory.

Just because the race is practically over don't mean that we should just step aside. I expect Arsenal to play like they've never played before ..... and whoop Chelsea.

Of course it won't matter if we don't win the title ... but hey .......it's time we kick some serious butt and ruffle some feathers ... hopefully blue feathers .... if there one consolation we could get ...is by doing the double over Man U, Chelsea & Liverpool (Make that quadruple) for bragging right... hehehehehe.

Well at least alls well in Europe ..... all top qualifiers are English ..... and this season .. i expect an English team to win it ...... hopefully Arsenal. Draw is in around 5 days .......and im keeping my fingers crossed .... no REAL ... no BARCA .... no BAYERN ..... and no PSV. ..We shall reserve Real for MU ..... Bayern for Chelsea and Barca for Liverpool .......hahahahahahahaha.

Awaiting patiently D Day tomorrow ...... All hopes crushed ..... or All hopes rejuvenated!!!! We shall see.

CL Matchday 6

Bring it home

Is Barca going out? First club to play 400 matches in Europe and first CL Winner to go out at the group stage? I say be gone Liverpool is coming back to claim their rightful place as Champions of Europe.

Arsenal to lose to Porto and you have Barca and Arsenal playing for the UEFA Cup! Well least you got a chance to win something right Gooners?

Man U to lose 2-0 at home to Benfica? Fingers crossed Ronaldo doesn't wear his snorkeling gear and go diving. Besides that all other 'significant' teams have qualified.

Matchday 6 awaits can you dig it?

Can you count to 5?

Carra the man

Rub-A-Dub-Dub Cum Sit In My Tub (FrOm DuBai WiTh LoVe)

The new face of Liverpool ... hahahahahaha. "Stevie G watch your back ..... i'm coming to get ya. " - Maktoummmmm

Wtf!!! Damn fucking funny!!! Now lets not talk about Clubs being English and all hahahahah . Cause Liverpool isn't goin to be much longer.




Newly Proposed Changes:
Al Arkesh (to replace Anfield)
The Cock (to replace the Kop)
You'll Never Walk Alone, Somebody's Behind You remix (to replace Never Walk Alone)
May We Cum Inside (to replace Mersey Side - after the future buy out of the City)
Carlsberg Sponsor (to be replaced by Taliban Tikkas)

Suggested names for Corporate Re-Branding

Stevie G. aka Steven Ali G.
Benitez aka Bendover Benitez
Xabi Alonso aka Xabi "never" Alone oso
Sami Hyypia aka Sami "gonna have" Hernia
John Arne Riise aka John Arne "ass" Rise
Jerzy Dudek aka Jerzy "don't" Dudek


Hahahahahah all that being said Maktoum " We at Arsenal Wish You All The Best, Cause This Is The Worst Investment You'll Ever Make ... The Scousers Are Gonna Rip You Off"

Absolutely the best news of the week hahahahahaha

- Gunner For Life " And Proud To Be An English Owned Club"

Save us pls.

Maktoums close in on £450m Liverpool takeover.

What the fuck? Read here

ThE SpUr Of ThE MoMeNTAt ThE EmiRaTes!!!!

Too all Spurs Fans out there (not many i think) just dissolve your rubbish club ... and let another more worthy team from the Nationwide take your place ..... Can't you see your just a waste of a good Saturday afternoon.

Talking all trash before the game ...... but we all know what happened after don't we hahahahahahaha ...... wait don't go!!!!! Haven't uploaded my phone pictures yet from the match i caught at the Curve .... stay tuned for very visual part 2, of the In The Spur Of the Moment.

3-0 to the mighty Arsenal!!!!! All guns a-blazin'

Porto & Chelsea here we come ....errrr i think lol :P

Peace
Hahahahahaha

The Weekend After

December 19: League Cup Quarter-Final vs Arsenal
January 6/7: FA Cup Third Round vs Arsenal

Like wtf? Both games at Anfield.

Is it fate that Liverpool has to kick Arsenal out of these competitions? Maybe we'll even draw them in the Champions League IF they qualify.

Meanwhile, Liverpool Win Away!!! The jinx is broken at the JJB Stadium. Normally when Liverpool play against an opposition that has former Reds players in their ranks they either score or block everything you throw at them including the kitchen sink but this time Heskey and Kirkland couldn't do a damn thing.


BELLAMY OH BELLAMY

Cleared after his court charges Bellamy went on rampage and clearly assaulted Wigan. Yahooooooo next up Galatasary at the stadium where we won our '5th' Champions League Trophy. Fond memories indeed.

SoMe ArSeNaL JoKeS (JuSt To BrIGhTen SoMeOnEs Day)

When is our anniversary

Maureen had had enough of Tim's obsession. "Football, football, football!" she moaned, "that's all you ever talk about. It's your whole life. You never take me out. You never buy me presents. You're either at a match or watching one on the box. I bet you can't even remember when our wedding anniversary is or what happened that day!!!"

"Yes, I can," her husband retorted, "it's the same date that Arsenal beat Liverpool 2-0 on the last day to win the Premiership."

Value of a season ticket A woman was reading a newspaper one morning and said to her husband, 'Look at this, dear. There's an article here about a man who traded his wife for a season ticket to Arsenal. You wouldn't do a thing like that,-would you?' 'Of course I wouldn't!' replied her husband. 'The season's almost over!'

She'll let you do anything

Ron and Terry were chatting about football in the pub after work.

"Are you going to the Arsenal v Spurs match on Saturday?" asked Ron.

"No," replied Terry. "My wife won't let me."

"It's easy to get out of that," said Ron. "About an hour before the game, what you do is pick her up, take her to the bedroom, rip off her clothes and make mad, passionate love to her. Then she'll let you do anything you want."

"OK, I'll try that," said Terry.

The following Monday, the two men meet up again in the pub.

"How come you didn't make it to the game," asked Ron.

"Well," said Terry, "I'll tell you what happened. About an hour before kick-off, I did as you said. I picked her up, took her to the bedroom and ripped off her clothes. And then I thought, Spurs haven't been playing that well recently anyways."

Tomorrow (Saturday) Curve Viewing Session?

Ok the weekends coming up ... a lot of good matches Starting on Sat 8pm (KL time) First Arsenal v Spurs (i have a feeling were gonna lose again lol) .. then Wigan v Liverpool (not sure of the outcome) .. then right after that Boro v MU (MU to whoop them).

Will be watching the match at the Curve. Arrival time 7pm. First match kicks off around 7.45. Btw its a tiger party so lotsa cheap booze. Anyone coming just show up or call me - 012-2206049 ...Couple of MU fans will be there ... Arsenal and MU too. Hahahahah.

Arsenal fans ... look on the bright side at least there's beer .....:P .. and we shall drink till we forget we lost hahahhahaa. Eddie if you're out there .. im a bit low on cash hahahaha time for my beeer .. remember the Arsenal - Liverpool match? ..... the one we won 3-0 ...remember? hahahahaha.

Damn i'm thirsty!!!

Okay gotta go now .. back to work.