Rub-A-Dub-Dub Cum Sit In My Tub (FrOm DuBai WiTh LoVe)

The new face of Liverpool ... hahahahahaha. "Stevie G watch your back ..... i'm coming to get ya. " - Maktoummmmm

Wtf!!! Damn fucking funny!!! Now lets not talk about Clubs being English and all hahahahah . Cause Liverpool isn't goin to be much longer.




Newly Proposed Changes:
Al Arkesh (to replace Anfield)
The Cock (to replace the Kop)
You'll Never Walk Alone, Somebody's Behind You remix (to replace Never Walk Alone)
May We Cum Inside (to replace Mersey Side - after the future buy out of the City)
Carlsberg Sponsor (to be replaced by Taliban Tikkas)

Suggested names for Corporate Re-Branding

Stevie G. aka Steven Ali G.
Benitez aka Bendover Benitez
Xabi Alonso aka Xabi "never" Alone oso
Sami Hyypia aka Sami "gonna have" Hernia
John Arne Riise aka John Arne "ass" Rise
Jerzy Dudek aka Jerzy "don't" Dudek


Hahahahahah all that being said Maktoum " We at Arsenal Wish You All The Best, Cause This Is The Worst Investment You'll Ever Make ... The Scousers Are Gonna Rip You Off"

Absolutely the best news of the week hahahahahaha

- Gunner For Life " And Proud To Be An English Owned Club"